The New Dark Age

14 December 2017 — The Wolf Report: Nonconfidential analysis for the anti-investor

49.1 PERCENT OF NATION BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF

DEMOCRATS:  “WE’RE BACK. BRING ON THE SERIAL KILLERS!”

REPUBLICANS LEARN LESSON: TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE VOTING

McCONNELL PROMISES QUICK FIX: “NEVER AGAIN!”

BANNON BLAMES JEWS: “NEVER AGAIN!”